Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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