i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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