we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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