In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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