We named our party play list daddy issues
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just pee around me
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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