My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
