we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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