Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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