I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think your dad took our porno
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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