Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Can I color on your dick again?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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