if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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