Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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