i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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