i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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