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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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