So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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