I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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