So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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