But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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