Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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