She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
This baby is an asshole
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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