I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
