There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
