I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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