she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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