Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It was like getting head from an anaconda
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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