Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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