I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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