got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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