you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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