absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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