we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
