honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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