Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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