i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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