Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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