Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i think i scared a bird with my dick
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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