he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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