She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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