chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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