Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He felt like a one man threesome
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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