Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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