I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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