i just google imaged poop.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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