If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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