also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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