You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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