dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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