we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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