Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I stole a fireplace last night.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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