i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
...so i touched it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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