Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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