he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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