I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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