do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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