are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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