All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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