Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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