hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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