And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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